Saturday, July 22, 2006

Another excercise in egotism.

What I like about me...

"I keep me warm at night! Never wanna' let me go, know I make me feel alright, yeah!"

Okay I admit that's only funny to me. But seriously what I like about me.

So first. I like that I suffer from ABPA. The dreaded ABPA (Appeal Beyond Physical Appearance) There's no cure. All you can do is be yourself and accept the compliments that come with it. You can't analyze or try to capitalize on it. You can only accept that you have it and hope that it never goes away. Well I either have ABPA or a lot of people I know are on some serious drugs and aren't sharing.

I like that I'm incorrigibly honest and highly perceptive(most of the time anyway). You point out the obvious greatness in other people and they think you're so sweet and great and all you did was say was, "Here what's obvious about you."

I like that I don't regret anything I do. I do what I believe I should do and I'm prepared to suffer the consequences for my behavior. I sleep well at night and I have clear conscious. Life is good that way.

I really, really, really, like that most women make me drool openly. That's a great feeling to have. If you don't have it or the equivalent for your situation you have my pity.

I like that even though some people hate me when they first meet me, eventually they will change their minds. Unless of course they're Hell bent on hating me but even in that case I'm comforted by the fact that they have to try that much harder to hate me.

One last thing so you don't get bored. What I like about me is that people automatically assign heroic qualities to me whether I have them or not.

Okay that's it for now. Thanks for reading.

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